Men are like... No, no, wait... Men are...

So I must take this time to harp on the male gender for a bit. Who are these three-legged creatures; why can't they only exist when you want them too?!!! It always seems to be one thing or another. Yes, I want to be independent and know someone is still there for me, ya know a confidant. I know it might sound crazy, but what about a relationship built on mutual respect for each other. My idea of coexisting does on include superglue and the attachment to each other on the dotted line.